FUNNY STORY ONE:

A man came in from his work's Christmas Party very drunk. He was made to sleep on the sofa by his wife.

While he slept his denture that was a poor fit dropped half out onto his lip. His dog took the denture from his mouth and proceeded to chew it up. To the dog it was an interesting smelly bone.

When the man woke up he wondered what all the sharp pieces of pink plastic were sticking into his feet.

We made this man a new set in one day, only two days before Christmas.

FUNNY STORY TWO

A lorry driver was driving up the motorway with both windows open. A pigeon flew through his left side window hit him in the jaw and his teeth shot out of the right window.

The lorry driver did not know what had hit him until he looked on the floor of his cab and there lay a dead pigeon and part of his denture.

FUNNY STORY THREE

A man collected a new set of dentures at 9.00am. He went to work where he had to remove a very dusty plastered ceiling.

To protect his brand new teeth he wrapped them in a clean handkerchief and put them in his jacket pocket.

At 11.30am he emerged from the building covered in dust from his dirty ceiling job. He proceeded to bang his jacket against the wall to get the dust off.

Only after beating his jacket several times did he remember his brand new teeth were in his jacket pocket. At 12.15pm the man returned his teeth in 5 or 6 pieces.

We had a good laugh about his misfortune and repaired the dentures for free.

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